Love Uncensored
“SOMEONE IS GETTING LUCKY TONIGHT.”
And that someone could be you, if you play your postcards right. Here are 50 colorful—and sometimes off-color—ways to say, “I love you.” Or, at least, “I want you.” The method of delivery is up to you—in the mail, slipped under a door, left teasingly on a crush’s desk. Who knows where it will lead? After all, there’s nothing sexier than a sense of humor: I WILL GLADLY INDULGE YOUR WEIRDEST FANTASIES. I THINK YOUR FRIENDSHIP SHOULD COME WITH A FEW MORE BENEFITS.
And that someone could be you, if you play your postcards right. Here are 50 colorful—and sometimes off-color—ways to say, “I love you.” Or, at least, “I want you.” The method of delivery is up to you—in the mail, slipped under a door, left teasingly on a crush’s desk. Who knows where it will lead? After all, there’s nothing sexier than a sense of humor: I WILL GLADLY INDULGE YOUR WEIRDEST FANTASIES. I THINK YOUR FRIENDSHIP SHOULD COME WITH A FEW MORE BENEFITS.
